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One day I was just chillin' with my friend Mr. Funkenstein and the Purple Prescott Monkey. We was chattin' about whatnot and all kinds of mean and nasty things, when I came to a realization. I realized that "funky things to play with" were leaking from my noggin. This is when I knew I was Mexican and belonged in the great mountains of North Carolina. I saw many a sailing ships filled with peace of mind. The beginning of my destiny was chosen. I am destined to rule over a great creation, eat pickles from a jar, play with scissors, and stumble on a tire iron.
But that's not all!!!!!
I am also destined to love, care and cherish each and every one of you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone.
Love,
Rei-Quan,
a.k.a. Snacky McSnacks, the one-armed, minstrel hobo.
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